by Calum Stoddart | May 3, 2022 | Blog, Bloody Marketing
Mark Ketting Title: Marketing & SEO Guru Headline: Want to learn more about me? Google it. Bio: I’d tell you my professional background – but that’s not going to improve your rankings. So I won’t bother telling you… 💪 That I scale six figure businesses for...
by Calum Stoddart | Apr 26, 2022 | Blog, Bloody Marketing
Google Ads. So simple, right? Just bid on some keywords, pay for the ads, slap em’ right at the top of Google, and watch the clicks roll in. Well… “As a matter of fact,” says the Annoying Marketing Nerd. “There’s a bit more to it than that.” Christ, here we go. “The...
by Calum Stoddart | Apr 19, 2022 | Blog, Bloody Marketing
Marketing meeting checklist: ✔️ Talk about dogs ✔️ Talk about Netflix ✔️ Doodle in notebook ✔️ Stare blankly at wall ✔️ Smugly avoid doing actual work ✔️ Contemplate life, the universe, and everything ✔️ Nod in agreement ✔️ Say stuff like “we can implement a scalable...
by Calum Stoddart | Apr 12, 2022 | Blog, Bloody Marketing
Introducing a new style of marketing email: the INTROVERTED email. Observe. ——————————————————————————————- Subject: Please don’t click me!! ——————————————————————————————- Why, [Prospects name]? Why did you do that?? I was PERFECTLY happy to sit in your inbox,...
by Calum Stoddart | Apr 5, 2022 | Blog, Bloody Marketing
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Bloody Marketing saved me September 23, 2021 By Mark Ketting So a few months back I had a mild addiction to hiring freelancers on Fiverr. It was innocent at first, just a bit of copywriting here, some social media stuff there. But then it got out of hand. Most...
by Calum Stoddart | Mar 29, 2022 | Blog, Bloody Marketing
Once upon a time, there was a struggling business. In fact, they weren’t just struggling. They were fighting a losing battle. They were battered, bloody, and broken. They were seconds from irreversible defeat. They were saying their prayers and their farewells,...
