Email Marketing

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12th April 2022

Introducing a new style of marketing email: the INTROVERTED email.

Subject: Please don’t click me!!
Why, [Prospects name]? Why did you do that??

I was PERFECTLY happy to sit in your inbox, unclicked, unbothered, minding my own bloody business.

But noooo. You just couldn’t resist taking a peek. Well fine. Since you LOVE clicking things so much, you might as well follow this link.

Maybe it will fix all of your marketing problems. Maybe it won’t. At the very least, it will allow ME some peace and bloody quiet.

Yours begrudgingly,
The Introverted Bloody Marketing Email

Yeah… we’re probably not gonna use that.

Why do Email Marketing?

Email marketing can be used to promote your business’s products or services, educate your audience, encourage a conversion, incentivise loyalty, and much more. But do emails actually work? You betcha. In fact, a 2015 study by the DMA found that, for every $1 spent, email has an average return on investment (ROI) of $38.

So we know that marketing emails CAN be awesome. But we also know that they can, quite commonly, be not-so-awesome. To avoid having 99.999% of your marketing emails being left to rot in uninhabitable inboxes, or outright deleted, they need to have a certain je ne sai… um… goodness?

Bloody Email Marketing!!

We take the time to produce email campaigns that are, for all intents and purposes of your business, bob-on. That means creating a thorough mailing list, carefully targeting the right demographics, and clearly defining your goals – all before we craft the clickable subject lines, compelling copy, and crisp designs.

Here are the main types of email marketing that we do:

  • Promotional: Biggin’ up your business, driving sign-ups and sales.
  • Acquisitional: Getting you some new clients with informative content and attractive offers.
  • Retentional: Keeping your hard-won customers by requesting feedback, offering rewards for loyalty, or just generally keeping them in the loop with what’s going on at your end.
  • Newsletters: We can put all-sorts in an email newsletter. Thought leadership, how-tos, announcements… sky’s the limit, and it’ll all help to increase engagements with your brand.

Emails galore, all included in the Bloody Marketing Unlimited Package.

You’ve got mail

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