LinkedIn Lead Gen

LinkedIn Lead Gen

Mark Ketting Title: Marketing & SEO Guru Headline: Want to learn more about me? Google it. Bio: I’d tell you my professional background – but that’s not going to improve your rankings. So I won’t bother telling you… 💪 That I scale six figure businesses for...
AdWords & PPC

AdWords & PPC

Google Ads. So simple, right? Just bid on some keywords, pay for the ads, slap em’ right at the top of Google, and watch the clicks roll in. Well… “As a matter of fact,” says the Annoying Marketing Nerd. “There’s a bit more to it than that.” Christ, here we go. “The...
Quarterly Meetings

Quarterly Meetings

Marketing meeting checklist: ✔️ Talk about dogs ✔️ Talk about Netflix ✔️ Doodle in notebook ✔️ Stare blankly at wall ✔️ Smugly avoid doing actual work ✔️ Contemplate life, the universe, and everything ✔️ Nod in agreement ✔️ Say stuff like “we can implement a scalable...
Email Marketing

Email Marketing

Introducing a new style of marketing email: the INTROVERTED email. Observe. ——————————————————————————————- Subject: Please don’t click me!! ——————————————————————————————- Why, [Prospects name]? Why did you do that?? I was PERFECTLY happy to sit in your inbox,...
5 Star Review Funnels

5 Star Review Funnels

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Bloody Marketing saved me September 23, 2021 By Mark Ketting So a few months back I had a mild addiction to hiring freelancers on Fiverr. It was innocent at first, just a bit of copywriting here, some social media stuff there. But then it got out of hand. Most...
Case Studies

Case Studies

Once upon a time, there was a struggling business. In fact, they weren’t just struggling. They were fighting a losing battle. They were battered, bloody, and broken. They were seconds from irreversible defeat. They were saying their prayers and their farewells,...