by Calum Stoddart | May 10, 2022 | Blog, Bloody Marketing
Dear John, Since hearing of your recent troubles with that rabble gang of wretched marketeers, I have endeavored to apply quill to parchment with the utmost haste. What you have thus far endured is nothing shy of deplorable, and as a proud patron of the marketing...
by Calum Stoddart | May 3, 2022 | Blog, Bloody Marketing
Mark Ketting Title: Marketing & SEO Guru Headline: Want to learn more about me? Google it. Bio: I’d tell you my professional background – but that’s not going to improve your rankings. So I won’t bother telling you… 💪 That I scale six figure businesses for...
by Calum Stoddart | Apr 26, 2022 | Blog, Bloody Marketing
Google Ads. So simple, right? Just bid on some keywords, pay for the ads, slap em’ right at the top of Google, and watch the clicks roll in. Well… “As a matter of fact,” says the Annoying Marketing Nerd. “There’s a bit more to it than that.” Christ, here we go. “The...
by Calum Stoddart | Apr 19, 2022 | Blog, Bloody Marketing
Marketing meeting checklist: ✔️ Talk about dogs ✔️ Talk about Netflix ✔️ Doodle in notebook ✔️ Stare blankly at wall ✔️ Smugly avoid doing actual work ✔️ Contemplate life, the universe, and everything ✔️ Nod in agreement ✔️ Say stuff like “we can implement a scalable...
by Calum Stoddart | Apr 12, 2022 | Blog, Bloody Marketing
Introducing a new style of marketing email: the INTROVERTED email. Observe. ——————————————————————————————- Subject: Please don’t click me!! ——————————————————————————————- Why, [Prospects name]? Why did you do that?? I was PERFECTLY happy to sit in your inbox,...
by Calum Stoddart | Apr 5, 2022 | Blog, Bloody Marketing
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Bloody Marketing saved me September 23, 2021 By Mark Ketting So a few months back I had a mild addiction to hiring freelancers on Fiverr. It was innocent at first, just a bit of copywriting here, some social media stuff there. But then it got out of hand. Most...
