Fancy a quick lesson in how NOT to do SEO?
Just take a look through our website. I mean, honestly, what were we thinking??
First, there’s that bonkers video that rants on about rogues and balrogs and thunderdomes and all kinds of other deranged nonsense. Then there’s some web copy that is equally unhinged, lit up by graphic-draining, load-time busting stage effects. Then there’s a CTA that says ‘OH YEAH!!’ (?!?!). Then there’s all those service blurbs that are pretty much devoid of all logic, sense, and keywords. And to top it all off, there’s a bunch of bloody fire and glitter flying about!
But despite our sub-optimal and self-indulgent tendencies… you still found us.
Which can only mean that, when it comes to SEO, we are bloody WIZARDS!!
Bloody SEO Marketing!!
No, you’re right. There is no wizardry when it comes to SEO. No wand you can waft, no spell you can sing, no trigger you can pull to make it all suddenly good.
You’ve just got to know what you’re doing and then put in the work. So, how will we be doing your business’s SEO?
Well, we don’t want to bore you, so here’s the whirlwind tour:
- We get your website to run 2x – 5x faster
- We create and optimise your landing pages to rank for direct intent keywords
- We do extensive keyword research and implement them across your site
- We create informative and entertaining long-form content (blogs) that rank every time
- We make sacrifices to the Google Gods
Um… ignore that last one.
If you want to learn more about our specific SEO processes, you can check out this blog. Otherwise, you can kick back, crack open a beer, and watch as your business scales the rankings to new and dizzying heights – just one of many spectacles enjoyed with the Bloody Marketing Unlimited package!